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“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age”―Lucille Ball

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“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her”―Rodney Dangerfield

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“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree”―Spike Milligan

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“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people”―Rodney Dangerfield

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“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot”―Groucho Marx

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“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist”―Gena Showalter